Earth Song

Port Positivify

 Janis: I have a beautiful portrait of myself.  Me and a dead rabbit hanging on a branch behind me. Want that pic?

Rosa:  I suppose so… dead rabbit… hmm, I  guess that’s art… political…

Janis: lol! Iits actually disgusting, do you realize that?  It’ ll gross people out!

Rosa: I’m trying to be nice!

Janis: You should be honest!

Rosa: Well, I might like it.  It may be a powerful pix,  who knows.  Port open mind.

Janis: Dead rabbit = powerful? I dont think so.

Rosa: Circle of life… rage against nature… many interpretations

Janis: True.  Never thought…

Rosa: I believe I mentioned that it is important to stay positive… sigh.. I mean, open mind… not positive.  I guess I’m telling myself to stay positive.

Janis: nods You’re actually right.  We all need to stay positive.  See the shining light at the end of the tunnel and that the glass is half full…

Rosa: Yeah, silver linings, etc.

Janis: Yes, yes that!!  Rabbit… nods I should cut off its foot…

Rosa: Now, that’s good thinking there.

Janis: shakes head  yelling  Are you crazy!?!? You think I’m willing to touch that dead rabbit!?!?

Rosa: Just agreeing, Miss Poo, not questioning.

Janis: I think you need reduce positiveness just a tad bit.

Rosa:  to what?

Janis: Just be honest!  Dont lie just to be positive.  If it  is something positive and honest then good… but if it s something negative, be honest anyway!

Rosa:  I have suggestion  – write a book, travel and give speech about that then I’ll consider it but until then! I will remain positive.

Janis: Is that your honest suggestion?

Rosa: Yes, that’s my honest and positive suggestion

Janis: There you go!!!! That s what I’m talking about!! 

Rosa:  Isnt that great!?

Janis:  Yes!!!  Well, I have an issue here. I cant find my nail clippers.  How can I turn this into a positive experience? 

Rosa:  Use your teeth! Yank it out!

Janis: My body is not that flexible as it used to when I was 12 yr old. How can I put it in a positive viewpoint?

Rosa: Well, your nails are probably pretty as it is. Leave it alone.  Nail polish them.

Janis: Wow! Thanks, Rosa!

Rosa: No problem…always a pleasure to positvify you.

Janis: I’m feeling positive!! whoooooo!!!

Rosa: Amazing, isn’t it?

Janis: Yes! Yes! Mainly because I found the nail clipper!

Rosa: See!  All it takes…is a positive attitude.

Whoo!

Port-Talk VRS: Episode #1

Busta Rhyme

Rosa : Yo yo! Wassup, mama!?

Janis: Not much. Am eating lunch!  

Rosa : Hey

Janis: Yeah?

Rosa : That’s a wicked rhyming going on. Much lunch. Whoo hoo.

Janis: Oh haha, didn’t notice that..   Not much to munch lunch.

Rosa : How sadly.

Janis: I munch too much for lunch.

Rosa : Ok that’s enough, you getting big headed.

Janis: I have been fed big dead head.

Rosa : Haha. Sigh. I think you lost it.

Janis: I have lost the cost of the tossed frost. And yet, I have been embossed with an exhaust.

Rosa : I would quit while I’m ahead if I were you.

Janis: Me quit? You’ve gotta admit, I wouldn’t change a bit. Even if I have to take a hit, I’ll be a banana split! Bit by bit, I will commit to submit a whole kit.

Rosa : Lol. That’s not bad. Remind me not to give you a compliment.

Janis: No, it’s not bad, if only I had, and be glad, that I’m not sad. If I was sad, it wouldn’t be rad, and I would have to put myself down in a newspaper ad, and in the message pad, I would add that I’m raving mad.

Rosa : Haha

Janis: “Haha” is for Tasha, who is eating pasta.

Rosa : She a gangsta?

Janis: Who started thee rhymes? It is Rosa Lee! By the different degree, you have to agree, that it’s not out in the dead sea! However, she will not be set free, because she will be, the one and only, snow pea!

Rosa : Really?

Janis: Not only pea, she can be a peach tree! A tree, with a goatee, as she, can be, a cat flea, who is gutsy!

Rosa : That’s funny.

Janis: “Louie,” Rosa Lee cries, as she is lying down below the love tree. Do we agree that Louie is at sea, at plea to foresee Rosa Lee as his sweet pea? No! You see, Rosa Lee is in love-ee with Damon, her winged pea. He holds the church key, that leads to the spree that would set them free. Drinking iced tea, as they ski, they sightsee, the beauty of the pine tree. It is not TV, or a tab key, not even a whoopee, for it would be, their glee!

Rosa : Ok stop!!!!

Janis: Chop chop, stop only when you hop! It’s a big top if you get rid of your belly flop. I would stop a traffic cop and take him to the donut shop. Drinking ginger pop, staring at him non-stop, even though his hair looks like a dust mop, I would love him to the top!

Rosa : Can you please stop!?

Janis: I would drop if I could crop the cop and plop him to the top, and go for a wild hop!

Rosa : You are too good.. Too advanced. Stop!

Out of Control

Rosa : I laughed and I dont think it helped in this rainy and cold weather. Still unhappy. Thank.

Janis: Awww I think you need to laugh a bit more, maybe laugh with a friend

Rosa : Ok 1 2 3 Go!

Janis: *laughs* Lol

Rosa : *forced laughter*

Janis: *snort snort*

Rosa : Sigh

Janis: *laughs* Lol Lol

Rosa :  

Janis: LOL :-D

Rosa : Haha

Janis: Hahahahaha.. Whooo *trying to catch my breath* *laughter continues*

Rosa : Stoppit! You out of control!

The Final Answer

Rosa: I am a robot.

Janis: You need to clone yourself. That’s my final answer.

Rosa: *looking at my answer card*  You got it!

Janis: Whoo hooo!! *jumping up and down*

Rosa: Next question for 2 dollars. Where can Rosa Lee get a clone?  *eyeing at you*

Janis: Aw man… This is for 2 bucks? Boy, that’s a lot of money. Uhmm.. Phew…. Uhmm…

Rosa: You can use lifeline?

Janis: I think I’ll stop right there and take my dollar.. You see, a dollar is still a lot of money!

Rosa: Yes, yes…is that your final answer?

Janis: That’s my final answer.  I’ll stop right now and I’ll donate my lifeline to the next contestant.

Rosa: Congratulation! Cue the sprinkles! Cue the balloons! Music music! Yah!

Janis: Yay!! I won a dollar!!!!

Rosa: Spend it wisely. Many people get in trouble with taxes when they win so much money.

Janis: Oh, I definitely will!

Rosa: Consult a lawyer. Invest it well. Godspeed!

Janis: I’ll buy a lollipop and save the rest of the money for my retirement.

Rosa: Excellent!

Janis: Wow, I’m so happy. Definitely made my day. Now let’s move on…

Rosa: I agree! Lets move on! Cue the sprinkles! The music! Balloons! We are moving on!

Janis: Great. I’m glad the show’s over.

Rosa: Congratulations! Where shall we move on to? *eyeing at the answer card*

Janis: Thanks. Let’s move on to cats! How are your cats?!

Rosa: Is that your final answer?

Janis: That’s my final answer. By the way, Ms. Lee, I thought we are moving on?

Rosa: On the dollar subject, yes. I suggest you read the guidelines of this game.

Janis: I don’t want to read! I want to move on!

Rosa: Yes, we have. *eyeing at security*  Well, we have just run out of time!

Janis: What is this?! Some kind of trick?!

Rosa: Cue the music, sprinkles and balloons!

Janis: Huh???? I don’t want to be in this game! I have won a dollar, and that’s it. No more games!

Rosa: *walks away* Security!

Janis: What the?!?! Ms. Lee???

Rosa: Yes?

Janis: Is this some kind of mastermind game?

Rosa: *hands you the guideline book* Its in there, I suggest you read!

Janis: I Dont Want To Read!

Rosa: Reading is good for your brain.

Janis: I decline.

Rosa: Can you read me now?

Janis: Verizon! Sorry. Sprint here.

Rosa: I see. Is an issue.

Janis: Sure we can make an issue. What is this magazine going to be called? What will it be about?

Rosa: You gotta read in order to know that.

Janis: You don’t get the point, don’t you? I said I didn’t want to read the guidelines. I didn’t say – I don’t want to read anything ever. You have no common sense, Ms. Lee.

Rosa: Is that your final answer?

Janis: Sigh!

Rosa: I am not familiar with that response.

Janis: You are definitely a robot!

Rosa: Yes, in which you have won a dollar for. You must be delighted!

Janis: I thought I won a dollar for clone?!

Rosa: Clone and robot. Same.

Janis: Nope, I disagree.

Rosa: Wow, you are on a roll here. Everybody! Give her a round of applause!

Janis: What?!? You know what I think? I think you are losing your mind. And that is my FINAL ANSWER! Sk!

Rosa: Finally! *game over* *lights cigarette* Whoo! That was one tough cookie…

Janis: What?!?!? You smoke?!?!?! *faints*

Rosa: Yes, Ms. Kripps?

Janis: *#?!*/&$!?

Rosa: Want my cigarette? Maybe help?

Janis: NOOOOOOOO

Rosa: Whoo…tough cookie, indeed *chuckling* I like you, Janet. I do!

Janis: *groans*

Rosa: I hope you like me too.  I am likable, you know?

Janis: I’m having a second thoughts, actually.

Rosa: Not to worry because they say that third thought is a charm. I trust you will like me the third time around.

Janis: I liked you the first around!!! I’m having 2nd thoughts about you. Maybe there won’t even be a third!

Rosa: *chuckling* You are one feisty gal *shaking head* I am so glad I met you, truly.

Janis: *groans* You are so clueless!

Rosa: Yes yes, those words are delish *sigh* Music to me. Oh! Cue the music, sprinkles and balloons!

Janis: I think you have lost your mind.

Episode #6

Ms. Pong

Rosa:  Did you finish running?

Janis: No.  I can only run on Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays.  You understand?

Rosa: Yes.  Just wondering…making idle conversation… throwing words away… like ping pong, you know?

Janis: No, I don’t know. Lets put that pingpong convos aside… now it is my duty to shower and cleanse my body.  Thank you for calling. Your call is being monitored to assure for better quality. sksk

Rosa: LOL

Pet Names

Janis and Rosa have been calling each other pet names for a while now.  We thought it would be fun to put together some names here. Could you tell that we are quite fond of each other?  Wink! Wink! *nudge-nudge*

Janis’ pet names for Rosa:   Poo, Rosa Poo, Poos, Miss Rosa, Pola, Rosita, Rosaola, Lola, Gola, Rola, Pooh, Rolly, Darling Poo, Miss Sunrise, M’Plove, Poocharger, Pooster, Poola, Peek-a-poo, Ropa lee, Poosaita… and counting.

Rosa’s pet names for Janis: Pee, Janis Pee, Pees, Miss Janis, Sola, Fola, Peeaska, Jola, Janieu, Janisola, Cola, Peeh, Polly, Pumpkin Pee, Miss Sunshine, M’Frove, My Fair Lady, Peecaster, Peester, Peela, Janizamasa, Stinky Pee, Poo-a-peek, Peesta, Janisimo, Japis Liz, Peesaita… and counting.